Quote of the Moment "Learning to speak is like learning to shoot." – Avital Ronnell, The Telephone Book

29 November - 9 December - Rahne's talking head appears in Squonk Opera's Baltimore: The Opera at Theater Project, Baltimore MD 2 December - Rahne MC's the December Darlings variety show with Tippy Canoe and the Paddlemen, Strange Powers, Kitty Victorian and Sarah Azzara at Palace Of Wonders, Washington DC 7 December - with Tippy Canoe and the Paddlemen, Secret Crush Society, G Whillikers, Theresa Columbus and Sensoriel at Load of Fun Studios Baltimore MD 8 December - The Degenerettes with Baby Aspirin and plans plans at The LoFi Social Club, Baltimore MD 1 January - First Day Reading & Performance Marathon at Creative Alliance, Baltimore MD 2-3 February - The Charm City Kitty Club presents Groundhog Day!

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Past Gigs

2007 26-27 January - The Charm City Kitty Club presents The Price Is Dyke! 10 February - The Degenerettes, Baby Aspirin and a billion other bands - Aquarian Birthday Bash at Load of Fun Studios , Baltimore MD 23 February - The Degenerettes at the Shattered Wig, Baltimore MD 1 March - The Connie & Bonnie Show present films as part of the Weirdo Show at Palace Of Wonders, Washington DC 3 March - The Degenerettes at the Hole In The Wall Cabaret at Hamilton Arts Collective, Baltimore MD 23 March - The Degenerettes with Pariah Piranha and The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad at The LoFi Social Club, Baltimore MD 29 March - Let's Get Out Of Here screened in the Peter Zahorecz Memorial Screening at Transmodern Art Festival, Baltimore MD 29 March - 1 April Emceeing the the fourth annual Transmodern Festival, Baltimore MD 1 April - The Degenerettes with South Carey and more at the Stolen Heart Cabaret, Baltimore MD 7 April - The Degenerettes and Bush Party (LOE Side Project) at Afternoon Delight, Baltimore MD 21 April - The Degenerettes at Qurash in Providence RI 22 April - The Degenerettes at the Living Room Lounge in Brooklyn NY 26 April - The Degenerettes with the Plastic Containers, The Jennifers and more at The Red & The Black, Washington DC 29 April - The Degenerettes at the Intertribal Powwow in Baltimore MD 6 May - The Degenerettes at Bikes Bands Burritos fundraiser for Velocipede Bike Project at Charm City Art Space, Baltimore 9 May - The Degenerettes on Artworks This Week on Maryland Public Television 18-19 May - The Charm City Kitty Club presents Prêt-à-Poor-Taste: The Fashion of the Dykes! 27 May - The Degenerettes and The Bleeders at Mara Levi's Sunday night series at Phase 1, Washington DC 7-8 June - Appearing in Private Play and Others - 6 Short Plays by Theresa Columbus at Load of Fun Studios Baltimore MD 9 June - 9pm - The Degenerettes with The Falsies, Secret Crush Society and Grrrl Friend at The Sidebar, Baltimore MD 15 June - 9pm - In De Basement returns, presented by Laure Drogoul and Rahne Alexander: featuring ukulele pop from Tippy Canoe and the Paddlemen, hula hoop artist Strange Powers, puppeteer Sarah Jennings, rock & roll from Secret Crush Society, and "Lumpy Diversity," a film by Anna Hallin!! All at 14Karat Cabaret, Baltimore MD 22 June - The Degenerettes at the Pariah Piranha CD Release Party with The Headwounds at Metro Gallery, Baltimore MD 29 June - The Degenerettes with Honeycreeper, Uncle Leon and the Alibis and more at Macs The Club, Essex MD 26 July - Tour Kickoff Party The Degenerettes with The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad, Prize Country and Loom at The Sidebar, Baltimore MD 27 July - The Degenerettes with Pariah Piranha and Nancy & the Knockers at The Warehouse in Richmond VA 28 July - The Degenerettes with Pariah Piranha and Robo Sapien at Blend in Chapel Hill NC 30 July - The Degenerettes at Gourmet Perks in Asheville NC 31 July - The Degenerettes with the stand-up comedy of Chris Crofton of the Alcohol Stunt Band at The 5Spot in Nashville TN 1 Aug - The Degenerettes with Stiff Kittens and more at LEMP Neighborhood Art Center in St. Louis MO 2 Aug - The Degenerettes with The Splints and Antique Curtains at Murphy's in Memphis TN 3 Aug - The Degenerettes with The Vibrolas and The Gravetones at The Pour Haus in Louisville KY 4 Aug - The Degenerettes with The Sundresses at Northside Tavern in Cincinnati, OH 5 Aug - The Degenerettes with Rats and Callahan Auto at the El Torreon Ballroom in Kansas City MO 7 Aug - The Degenerettes with Thunder Thighs, The Infestations and more at Christensen's 'Big V' Saloon in St. Paul MN 8 Aug - The Degenerettes with The Bleeders at Indie Queer Night at King Club in Madison WI 9 Aug - The Degenerettes with Theresa Columbus at Darling Hall in Milwaukee WI 10 Aug - The Degenerettes with Theresa Columbus, The Bleeders and more at the Let It Bleed Festival at TBA in Milwaukee WI 11 Aug - The Degenerettes at Camp Trans in Michigan 14 Aug - The Degenerettes with Anita Fix & Bam Bam, The Great Ants and The Bleeders at The Brillo Box in Pittsburgh PA 15 Aug - The Degenerettes with Fewn at The Bug Jar in Rochester NY 16 Aug - The Degenerettes with Scientific Maps and more at Valentine's in Albany NY 24 September - The Degenerettes at Girls Rock Girls Rule at The Sidebar, Baltimore MD 30 September - Rahne reads with other contributors to Smile, Hon, You're In Baltimore at the Baltimore Book Festival, Baltimore MD 5-6 October - The Charm City Kitty Club presents Night of the Living Lezzies! 24 October - The Degenerettes with The Avengers, Pansy Division and W.A.C.K. at The LoFi Social Club, Baltimore MD 27 October - The Degenerettes with Mr. Moccasin, Honne Wells and Savory James at The LoFi Social Club, Baltimore MD 3 Nov - The Degenerettes with The Falsies, Secret Crush Society at The LoFi Social Club, Baltimore MD 5 Nov - Rahne Alexander tells her story about My Theme Song: Tales About The Ditties That Define Us at Stoop Storytelling, Center Stage, Baltimore MD

2006 8 January: The Degenerettes with the Odd Bones at the Patterson Duckpin Bowling Center, Baltimore MD 27 & 28 January - The Charm City Kitty Club presents The House of Flying Bulldaggers! 3 February - The Degenerettes with the Odd Bones plus more at the 14Karat Cabaret, Baltimore MD 12 February - The Degenerettes at Lobsterboy's Valentine's Show, Washington DC 18 February - The Degenerettes with the Odd Bones and the Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad at the Talking Head, Baltimore MD 1 April - The Degenerettes at the Creative Alliance. Employee Band Night with Jed Dodds, Pale Stars and the Way Outs! 6-8 April - The Connie & Bonnie Show emcee Transmodern Age 17 April - Tranny Roadshow at University of North Carolina, Asheville 18 April - Tranny Roadshow at The Nightlight, Chapel Hill, NC 19 April - Tranny Roadshow at Guilford College, Greensboro NC 20 April - Tranny Roadshow at American University, Washington DC 22 April - Tranny Roadshow at Goucher College, Towson MD 23 April - Tranny Roadshow at the William Way LGBT Community Center, Philadelphia PA 24 April - Tranny Roadshow at Grand Space, Brooklyn NY 25 April - Tranny Roadshow at Sarah Lawrence College, Bronxville NY 27 April - Tranny Roadshow at Papercut Zine Library, Boston MA 27 April - Tranny Roadshow at the Lighthouse, Montreal 29 April - Tranny Roadshow at Black Sheep Books, Montpelier VT 30 April - Tranny Roadshow at All Souls Unitarian Church, Brattleboro VT 12-13 May - The Charm City Kitty Club presents Queered Science! 26 May - The infamous Pez Porno presented as part of Cinekink "Twisted Knickers" at the Flaming Film Festival, Minneapolis MN 18 June - The Connie & Bonnie Show at Baltimore Pride 22 June - The Connie & Bonnie Show with Bunny Numkins and the Kill Blow Up Reaction and Peter Maybarduk at 21 Grand, Oakland CA 24 June - The Connie & Bonnie Show at Artists' Television Access, San Francisco CA 25 June - The Connie & Bonnie Show on the Trans Stage at San Francisco Pride! 29 June - The Degenerettes with the Shondes and 30 Helens at the Velvet Lounge, Washington DC 30 June - The Degenerettes with the Shondes and the Odd Bones at the Talking Head, Baltimore MD 1 July - The Degenerettes with the Shondes play the Gravity Lounge, Charlottesville VA 2 July - Athens Boys Choir, Heidi Hensley and The Connie & Bonnie Show at the Hamilton Arts Collective, Baltimore MD 8 July - Citizen Rahne headlines Pride Vermont, Burlington VT 21 July - Citizen Rahne at the Quiet Storm Coffeehouse, Pittsburgh PA - Benefit for Camp Trans! 22 July - The Connie & Bonnie Show with Anita Fix at ModernFormations Pittsburgh PA 19 August - Citizen Rahne preaching her new religion -- Truism -- at the Jive Social Club art party Holy Crap! Creative Alliance, Baltimore MD 31 August - Citizen Rahne, The Connie & Bonnie Show and The Degenerettes at Mara Levi's Thursday night series at Phase 1, Washington DC 28 September - The Connie & Bonnie Show at Baltimore Underground Showcase In De Basement at the 14Karat Cabaret, Baltimore MD 6-7 October - The Charm City Kitty Club presents Brokedyke Mountain! 8 October The Degenerettes with the TunaHelpers and the Odd Bones at the Talking Head, Baltimore MD 9-12 October - The Charm City Kitty Club's first touring show at Women's Weekend at The Vixen, Provincetown MA 20 October - The Degenerettes with Pariah Piranha at Murph's Other Bar, York PA 31 October - Halloween Grrrl's Night Out at the 8X10 Club -- The Degenerettes with Odd Girl Out, Celia Kipp & The Last Ditch, Angelique Henle with Emily Pakes, Baltimore MD 5 November - Citizen Rahne at Comedy Night Out at the Creative Alliance -- a benefit for the GLCCB 10 November - "Let's Get Out Of Here" screened in the Experimiscellaneous Shorts Program at Microcinefest at the G-Spot, Baltimore MD 16 November - Retro Revolution with Mad Tea Party, The Awkward Sounds of Scott & Skizz, and Liz Downing at the Creative Alliance. Presented in cahoots with Lucky Baltimore 20 November - The Degenerettes with Pariah Piranha, Baby Aspirin and Boyskout at the Talking Head, Baltimore MD 8 December - Citizen Rahne hosts Tippy Canoe, Lurch & Holler, Skizz Cyzyk, and Curtis Eller at the Hamilton Arts Collective, Baltimore MD 26 December - The Degenerettes and Citizen Rahne at Mara Levi's Thursday night series at Phase 1, Washington DC 29 December - The Degenerettes with South Carey, Even So and Ryan Fisher at the Charm City Art Space, Baltimore MD

2005 14 January: The Pity Party: The Saddest Party In The World. Ever. at The Creative Alliance in Highlandtown 28-29 January: Charm City Kitty Club presents Grrrl-Again's Island! 20 March: Hole In The Wall Cabaret, Spotlighters Theater in Mt. Vernon 5 April: Book Thing Benefit at the Ottobar! 8 April: Transmodern Age 2005: The Connie & Bonnie Show -- multimedia performance collaboration with Kristen Anchor 16 April: Hole In The Wall Cabaret, Spotlighters Theater in Mt. Vernon 25 April: Tranny Roadshow, Richmond VA, The Nanci Raygun 28 April: Tranny Roadshow, Baltimore, Johns Hopkins University 29 April: Tranny Roadshow, Philadelphia PA, Space 1026 1 May: Tranny Roadshow, Pittsburgh PA, Mr. Roboto Project 13-14 May: Charm City Kitty Club presents Escape to Mortville! 18 May: Tranny Roadshow, Lolita Lounge, New York NY 1-3 June: Movie Dearest: Baltimore LGBT Film Festival Three nights chock full of flickering film and performance! At The Creative Alliance in Highlandtown 7 June: The Society Debut of The Degenerettes, opening for the Tuna Helpers and Scott Alexander at the True Vine in Hampden! 19 June: Baltimore Pride Main Stage 9 July: Double Whammy Double CD Release Party and Duckpin Extravaganza for Citizen Rahne's Blonde On A Bum Trip and Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad's Hugburn. Featuring a set by The Degenerettes at the Patterson Duckpin Bowling Center 21 July: The Degenerettes open for Veronica Lipgloss and the Evil Eyes at the Halfway House 30 July: The Fringe Music Matinee with Scott Alexander, Mossyrock and Temp Sound Solutions at the Wheeler Auditorium, Enoch Pratt Library 6 August: The Degenerettes at the Summer edition of Hondance 13 August: Hole In The Wall Cabaretat Frazier's On The Avenue in Hampden 14-19 September: Dark Odyssey 14-15 October: Charm City Kitty Club presents Queer Factor! 21 October: The infamous Pez Porno from The Connie & Bonnie Show in its New York Premiere at the Cinekink Film Festival 7 November: Rocking The Ugly Mug, my favorite coffeehouse in the world! With Paul Wagner! 18 November: The Connie & Bonnie Show -- multimedia performance collaboration with Kristen Anchor 17 December: The Degenerettes open for hit Little Orphan Fannie: A Whorehouse Musical at the 14Karat Cabaret 19 December: The Degenerettes return to the True Vine with the Odd Bones and I, Crime 23 December: The Degenerettes at the Ottobar for Trixie Little's Holiday Burlesque Extravanganza!

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